the island of girls with big ears Doctor Silvertoe is a MAD MAN! He is determined to solve the problem of women outnumbering men by eliminating everyone that doesn't fit within his own narrow pattern of preference. Namely: girls with big ears. All other women are vanquished into another dimension, leaving only women with enormous ears! The world turns upside down (and on it's ear!) as a result of the sudden decline in population. Ear expansion surgery becomes the new chic cosmetic surgery as the fear of Silvertoe's Goodbye-Yo ray covers the earth in a swash of dispair and anxiety. Think Doctor Goldfoot meets Logon's Run. Posted by Mark at April 15, 2005 03:49 PM