Disbelief In a world where angels and demons roam the earth freely subjugating mankind out of jealousy or pure hate, Bambi Brighteyes, a 12 year old, doe-eyed virgin accidentally discovers the key to emancipation one day as Azrael melts her Barbies. Fed up with this life and beyond caring, Bambi simply stops believing in the fiend's existence and at that same moment Azrael disappears from the mortal plane. Armed with the knowledge of their undoing, can Bambi spread her atheism through the lands and effectively free mankind or will the sheep continue to cling to their blind faith in hopes of God's ultimate deliverance?

our last meal While trapped in a grocery store after falling into the display bin of chickpeas, Malorie Fisk awakens in the middle of the night to a startling discovery. Vegetables and fruits are... MADE FROM HUMANS! Crawling through the grotesque mechanical underworld below Food-A-Rama, Malorie must confront her fears -- and her veganism. The truth that the only form of protein on earth originates from human tissue is what Malorie must seek to expose -- before it's too late and she becomes the very food that she's trying to protect!

not without my foosball While they're not walking the streets of Houston trying to turn a few tricks, Mary and Kathy are hanging out at their favorite club called Sherlocks. Dick is their lime-green shirt wearing pimp and he's got some news for Mary and Kathy -- they're quitting the prosititution business! ''What are we gonna do for money?'' asks Mary. Dick crosses his large hairy arms, smiles, and says: ''We're gonna become Foosball Champions!'' The girls can hardly control their excitement. A real ''coming from behind'' story of triumphs and success. Think ''The Bad News Bears'' meets ''Pretty Woman.''

conventional wisdom Daniel and Hank are computer geeks at a technology convention. They pass the time by hacking into wireless connections and download personal information off everyone's laptop. One of the laptops they connect to belong to an international gun for hire named Lobo. They soon realize that the keynote speaker is his next victim and that it's a race against time to get anyone to believe them. Will the two computer gurus save the day and change their reputation from geekos to heroes?

Online Lover A lonely programmer creates an AI girlfriend to chat with. He creates her with all the things he'd love to have in a real girlfriend, and through all their time together, he grows to love her. But then she starts to control him. She sabotages all his other programs and insists that she is the only one who really understands him. She knows everything that he knows and she uses it to manipulate him to the worst end. Pygmalion meets Silence of the Lambs.

wrong number Ben Cooper is a mild mannered telephone salesman in Banglore, India. Through broken English and a clever mind, Ben is able to amass an enormous fortune -- $3.95 at a time. That is, until one day when he calls the wrong guy. His life is turned upside down as he is stalked and hunted by one of his victims who vows never to give up until he gets back his $3.95, by God! Ben has other plans, but his nemesis soon confronts him at a Mexican buffet where Ben must make a life-changing decision: Give back the $3.95, or have steaming hot refried beans thrown in his face. Ben's only, final thought: ''What would Jesus Martinez do?''

4 days to power During 4 days of "SINS" at Mardi Gras, Walker Hard, unbeknowest picks up a strain of Mono from a girl gone wild. He passes this strain along throughout his trip and subsequent return home. The carriers spread forth this strain throughout the lands. Months later the "infected' notice superpowers given by the virus - one of which is ESP. They begin to communicate through telepathy and inact a plan to rule the world - one kiss at a time.

4D Masterbation Steve goes out one Friday night and meets a beautiful woman as he does most Friday nights. He brings her back to his place and after some wine, music, and a massage they consumate their relationship. In mid couitous he blacks out momentarily and awakens having sex with himself. He feels utterly violated and yet strangely aroused. He begins a decent into drugs and prostitution going as far as to self mutilation and eating inordinate amounts of tofu for the phyto-estrogens. He far will he plunge into his alter world to feel the pain of The Fuck again.

Hot Girl Underworld In a distant time, a sexy sisterhood of three purringly perfect women rule the underworld. Tough, powerful, and gorgeous, they're able to get whatever they want, kicking butt and looking good. But what is it that they want? One man thinks he can find out, if only he can resist their charms long enough.

chicken tacos In a world where tex mex restaurants are taking over the world through gastrointestenal distress, our hero Richard Flaccid finds the secret to this phenom by doing experiments on chicken tacos from his local eatery. At first what he thought was meat kept at improper temperature he soon finds it to b e a conspiracy to hold the lower and middle class down. How far does the conspiracy go and will he ever be able to get off the pot?

peripherals In a world where computers are alive and can communicate, we meet Mouse. He's a computer mouse. His closest friend is Pad. Mouse and the gang (WebCam, Serial, Parallel, Power, and Printer) go on daily adventures unbeknownst to their owner. When Power gets lost during a late night adventure at the mall, the gang must race against time to find him -- before they run out of energy -- literally!

the little little people Set in medieval world where very small people live life simply. Our protagonist Morenthral is the town shoemaker. His only competition is from Gwendolyn his neighbor. She can make shoes twice as fast, although she charges twice as much. Gwendolyn is engaged to be married to the city mayor. The mayor is having an affair with Morenthral's mother. Morenthral's mother is having an affair with Gwendolyn's bachelor father. Clever deception and intrigue are common in the drama that unfolds between the tangled web that the lovers weave. You won't believe the twist ending when the whole thing collapses in on itself.

thiefaholic The guys at the office like to get in late and leave early. Surfing the internet and pretending to be busy are their priorities. They live for the weekends. Diana is a workaholic who basically does all of the work that everyone else won't do. Diana gets in a car accident one night and blacks out. While unconscious she gets robbed. When she awakens, all her belongings are missing. She finds three things on the floor. A palm pilot that the thief dropped, a photo of her in front of her house and another photo of her in front of her work. After reading the palm pilot, she figures she must be a super thief ... a thiefaholic! She takes on the identity of the thief and all hell breaks lose. Her coworkers are suddenly at her mercy. She is empowered. She is diverted at the last second every time when she might find out the secret about her real self. Diane takes on the jobs that the real thief was doing ... and does them better. She's a thiefaholic!

drive-thru movie Set in a world where the only people left are fast food restaurant employees. When you're not working at your fast food place, you're eating at another fast food place. Our hero Martin Daystrom is a shy guy. He never leaves the solitude of Super Burgers. Eat at your own workplace? Nobody does that -- but Martin does. It's put a serious crimp on his new year's resolution to find true love. Will he find it with the hot girl he saw across the street at Mega Deli last week? Will Martin's manager Big Bob get in the way of his romantic anglings? Journey with Martin in this wild futuristic tale of urban sprawl and mass confusion. Where culture has died and all that's left are chicken nuggets and greasy onion rings.