courtney and mandy, the hoover girls Courtney and Mandy are Hoover salesgirls. They go door to door selling the latest from their favorite vacuum cleaner company. One day while on a service visit with one of their favorite customers, they walk into a murder scene! The startled girls are suddenly chased by the italian mafic, the japanese mafia, the chinese mafia, actors on a cable TV show about the mafia, and, starring as himself, Burt Reynolds! This wacky thriller will be chills and thrills as audiences can't help but be drawn into the action as Courtney and Mandy dodge the mobs and get themselves in and out of some insanely funny situtations. Think The Godfather Meets Romie and Michelle.

the island of girls with big ears Doctor Silvertoe is a MAD MAN! He is determined to solve the problem of women outnumbering men by eliminating everyone that doesn't fit within his own narrow pattern of preference. Namely: girls with big ears. All other women are vanquished into another dimension, leaving only women with enormous ears! The world turns upside down (and on it's ear!) as a result of the sudden decline in population. Ear expansion surgery becomes the new chic cosmetic surgery as the fear of Silvertoe's Goodbye-Yo ray covers the earth in a swash of dispair and anxiety. Think Doctor Goldfoot meets Logon's Run.

lasik man Joe Blue had really bad eyesight that his bumbling and pratfalls were always fodder for people gathered around the watercooler. Joe finally decides one day to go get LASIK and maybe all of his problems will be solved. In a freak accident during the procedure, Joe is given super eyesight, allowing him to see incredible distances, through objects, and even see sounds, smells, and maybe even ghosts! Is Joe going nuts? Is this the end of times? In a hilarious cross between Ghost and Liar, Liar, this romantic comedy will prove once and for all that out of site -- out of mind!

the first cheerleaders It was 1924 and Peggy Ann Ulmahay loved attending football games. She tried to get the team into the games using a variety of schemes, but nothing worked. One day Peggy and her best friend Sarah came up with the idea of coordinating their cheering together. Their gymnastic friend Leslie joined the group and they were soon throwing their badonkadonks all over the place. The churches in town were completely aghast at all of the risque badonkadonk throwing around, so they try to do their best to put an end to... the first cheerleaders -- through any means necessary!